Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This is my gift to your gina
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We are all done wearing pants today
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
