okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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