what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
