Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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