Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize