i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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