I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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