Three words: puerto rican gang bang
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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