Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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