What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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