I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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