If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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