Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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