Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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