i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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