Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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