Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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