It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
