would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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