Non-Jews are for practice
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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