Nicole vs. Life
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
