I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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