I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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