im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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