yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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