She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Me too!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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