Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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