butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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