i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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