Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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