It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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