i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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