CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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