ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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