its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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