The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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