it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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