I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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