whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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