weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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