I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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