I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
