Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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