He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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