you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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