If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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