Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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