Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize