thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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