so that wasnt chicken after all
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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