I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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