dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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