I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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