Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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