The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we have officially lost it.
North Korea, Best Korea!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
3pm strippers are depressing
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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